Transcript

The Philosopher:

Megan: “Privacy” is an impractical way to think about data in a digital world so unlike the one in which our soci–

Ponytail: So bored.

The Crypto Nut:

Cueball: My data is safe behind six layers of symmetric and public-key algorithms.

Friend: What data is it?

Cueball: Mostly me emailing with people about cryptography.

The Conspiracist:

Cueball talks to Megan.

Cueball: These leaks are just the tip of the iceberg. There’s a warehouse in Utah where the NSA has the entire iceberg. I don’t know how they got it there.

The Nihilist:

Megan: Joke’s on them, gathering all this data on me as if anything I do means anything.

The Exhibitionist:

Cueball is watching a surveillance console, Officer Ponytail stands behind him.

Console: Mmmm, I sure hope the NSA isn’t watching me bite into these juicy strawberries!! Oops, I dripped some on my shirt! Better take it off. Google, are you there? Google, this lotion feels soooo good.

Cueball: Um.

The Sage:

Beret Guy and Cueball sitting at a table.

Beret Guy: I don’t know or care what data anyone has about me. Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.

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Awesome! Hot linked from xkcd. Also, checkout wikipedia for more details on what the Russians do and how public key cryptography could get you killed or landed in jail (if you live in the uk).

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